Memo to Obama, what information?, Tech bubble?

Memo to Pres. Obama: Where the f are you?

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Do you think the president knows what's going on in the world? He certainly knows a lot about the NCAA playoffs.

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Because of this administration and it's current foreign strategy, many are now asking: Has the U.S. lost its leadership position in the world?

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Regarding the Nuke disaster in Japan, have you ever seen so many "experts" giving us so many different opinion? Differing opinions are fine, but don't you think some would allign with each other? Perhaps, in this information age, we're getting too much information.

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Those of you on the West Coast, you might consider stocking up on seafood, seaweed, cheddar cheese and iodized salt. All are good sources of iodine.
But don't overdue the salt if you have high BP issues. Don't overdue the fish if you're concerned about high mercury levels. Don't overdue the cheese if you're concerned about getting fat or constipated.

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Reports coming out of MSNBC and NBC is that some of the news crew tested positive for traces of radiation. Hey, any chance they can send Chris Mathews to Japan? In fact, I wouldn't mind if they even rehired Herr Olberman and sent him on an excursion to Japan.

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Staying with Mathews for a moment, not long ago he hammered Huckabee for making some inaccurate states regarding Pres. Obama and Kenya. In his attempt to correct Huckabee, he later had to correct his correction. Huckabee said Obama grew up in Kenya. Mathews replied, "He never spent one day in his life in Kenya." Small problem, in his own book, "Dreams From My Father," the president wrote he spent time in Kenya. Mathews---continues to be a real dufis. He almost gives us as many laughs as Slo Joe Biden.

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There are reports leaking from Wall Street that there may be concerns about a new "tech bubble." Questions are being raised about the valuations of such companies as Facebook, Twitter, Linkedin and others.

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According to USA Today, the Army will be allowing more battlefield concussions to be eligible for the Purple Heart. In the past, a injury had to "bleed" to qualify.

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In addition to all the bad economic news, now inflation appears to be raising its ugly head. We're experiencing the steepest rise in food prices in four decades.

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As you listen to the nitwits in Congress debating cutting spending by only $6 billion, you should know the debt rose about $70 billion in one day. And the interest on that debt is about $4 billion a day. So the numbers they are trying to reconcile are very small considering the size of our debt and deficit. Folks, most of them are a bunch of clowns. And most are not serious about tackling this financial tsunami.

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Wow, last week Obama lost Damon's support. This week Joan Baez turned on him. Could Chris Mathews be far behind? He might need to get his pants dry cleaned considering all those "tingles" he gets down his leg every time the president speaks.

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