If The World Ends on Saturday...; Newt Is Now A Distraction; Bubba's Adultary Not Mentioned Much; Cornell West Slamming Obama; Israel: Winning!; Have I Been Right About Coffee or What?

There's a new blood test that can tell you how fast you're aging. It costs $700. Or you can just look in the mirror {Leno}.

• Before I begin. Anyone out there who believes the world will end this Saturday at 6 PM, please do me a big favor. Go to your lawyer today and just hand over all of your assets to me. Thanks.
• Finally, someone in our government is telling it like it is. Admiral Mullen and Defense Sect. Gates told everyone to shut up about the operation that got bin-Laden, because it might put lives in danger. As many know, I've been pounding that theme since reports of the op started leaking. We have to keep a better lid on our sources and methods of operation.  Geesus-H-Krist! Can't anyone in government and the media keep secrets secret anymore?
• Newt is becoming a distraction for the Republicans (and that helps Pres. Obama). He's gotta go.
• With the news of Arnold messing around his wife's back, a number of articles have appeared about other politicians with the same problem. But guess who they conveniently forget to mention?--The Big Dog--Bill Clinton. In fact, the NY Daily News has a piece entitled, "Join The Crowd Of Frisky Politicians." He's not on it, but Thomas Jefferson is and so is Grover Cleveland as well as a few others like John Edwards and Jesse Jackson. But no Bubba.
• By the way, does anyone recall Jesse Jackson counseling Bubba after the Monica story broke?  He was Clinton's "spiritual advisor." But, at the same time, he was also probably having an affair himself (In 2009, he finally admitted having the affair). 
• Not a good week for the president from some in his base. Cornell West of Princeton University and a leading black intellectual called the president, "a black mascot of Wall Street oligarchs and a black puppet of corporate plutocrats." Ouch!!! (have you noticed Progressives come up with some really cool words?). And at the Cannes Film Festival, some celebrities took shots at the president. Peter Fonda, brother of that back-stabbing, fake, phony and fraud, Jane Fonda, called Obama a "traitor." Fonda is angry over the way the Gulf Oil leak was handled (I would agree, but "traitor?" Way, way over the top. Now, your sister Peter, there was a traitor).
• Speaking of affairs, this Arnold revelation is interesting. I also found it interesting in terms of timing. Arnold's handlers dumped the story to the media about the same time the IMF CEO's alleged rape story broke. Coincidence? I suspect they thought the IMF story would take up all the oxygen. I think it took up a lot, but the Arnold story is too big to pass up for the media.
• "Recession Is Over News:" California now estimates almost 350,000 people have exhausted all of their unemployment benefits. That's almost 10 times as many as the start of 2008. It is estimated up to 6 million have exhausted their benefits and remain jobless {Union of Unemployed}. And first time jobless claims fell last week, but they were still over 400,000.
• Headline from The Onion today: "Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex."
• I caught a piece of that Jon Stewart vs. O'Reilly debate last night. Stewart said he thinks Obama has not lived up to expectations. Memo to Jon: No Sh!t Sherlock!
• Hamas to Israel: "The Jews Will Be Annihilated." Memo to Hamas: Israel has been surrounded by 21 Arab Muslim countries that have been trying to annihilate it for over 60 years. Israel: Winning!
• As I've been reporting for years that coffee, aspirin and wine are really, really good for you. It was reported this week that coffee cuts down the risk of prostate cancer significantly. And past medical reports show that coffee drinking cuts the risk of Parkinson's disease, Type 2 diabetes and demential (Harvard School of Public Health).